Mommy Test

This little "tale" was emailed to me today and I thought it would be good for a grin...or two.

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item
away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter
asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's
been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my
daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do
you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly.
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know
it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for
2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have
to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my
face.

-SBH