Ken Wants Barbie Back!!!!!!!

Jennifer and Brad, J-Lo and Ben, Barbie and Ken. These are the break ups that really shook us to our very soul. Brace yourself…Ken wants Barbie back!

Ken and Barbie split up a couple years ago and apparently Ken has been longing to win back his plastic paramour ever since. Barbie probably got sick of listening to Madonna and watching old Judy Garland movies.….Apparently Ken has been going to the gym and got a new stylist- so instead of looking like a gay man of the 70’s. 80’s, 90’s and early millennium he looks like a gay man for 2006 and Barbie will hopefully swoon.

His new look is supposed to be edgy. Ken has two personalities to choose from…
One is the “rugged bad boy” vibe. The other is surfer dude look- who will be a hit with the boys of Ptown.


Look at how Ken has evolved over the years. In the 70’s he was a cross between gay Elvis and gay Starsky. In the 80’s he looked like a gay frat boy. In the 90’s..well he scares me. What straight guy would wear that? 2000’s..see the 90’s comment. A mesh shirt?????
Come on Mattel…Ken is SO gay. Just make him and his alternate personality hook up. That would be so new millennium of you. Ken should realize that his parents will love him no matter what and just come out of the closet.
What is wrong with him being gay anyway?????