Toddler's Creed

Ran across this gem from Love Unlimited while attmepting to reason with my toddler:

TODDLER'S CREED
If I want it, it's mine!
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine!
If I can take it away from you, it's mine!
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine!
If it's mine, it will never belong to anybody else, not matter what!
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine!
If it looks just like mine, it's mine!